The Republican National Convention
One can only wonder what we can expect from the republcians...

Ok so by now we all realized that a normal convention won't do. And that people don't care what your party stands for just as long as you have cool music and you look good...so you better believe the republicans are working their asses off!

“Next!” yelled Brent Cleveland the coordinator for the Republican National Convention. This week it was Brent’s job to gather the best musical talent he could.

“Ok Dianna Ross tell me what makes you worthy of performing for the RNC”
“Well, it would be so nice to finally have an audience.”
“NEXT!” shouted Brent. “Ok, Michael Jackson how are you?”
“Ok Brent, I’m holding my own.”
“Right..tell me why you want to perform for the RNC”
“Because the Democrats are ignorant, its all ignorance.”
“Can someone get me a cup of coffee and some aspirin” yelled out Brent

“Ok..Next” “Whitney Houston, why do you want to perform for the RNC?”
“Because I support Bush, and I have cleaned up my life. How much does this pay again? Can I get that upfront in cash?”

Right about now when Brent’s temper was running high, he was just about to loose it when the phone rang.

“Hello, o how you doing Mr. President? Well we thought of a few musical things you could do during the RNC. How about you play cowbell with blue oyster cult..yea you guys could perform “don’t fear the reaper”. ….Or you could do a duet with the guy from Milli Vanilli, that wouldn’t be to hard…Mr. President I’m going to have to call you back, some very important people are here..”

Just then Slash and his band “Velvet revolver” walked in. “Hey” said Slash. “We wanna play for the RNC.”

Meanwhile..in some underground sewer:

‘Guys we have to find a way to reinvent ourselves. That whole Behind the music thing didn’t go over as well as I thought it would.” Said Axle Rose. “Any ideas??”
“We could always play at the Republican National Convention.” Replied bucket head
“Genius idea..muhahahaha” laughed Axle. “Quick get me my botox!”

Well……will Axle and Slash meet again and finally confront each other? Will the president ever find musical talent?? How will the RNC turn out…tune in next time to find out.