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12.31.03 (9:24 pm)   [edit]
Like many of you, I am going to be taking tomorrow off. So there won't be an update on Behind Enemy Headlines. I know, I know...first it was a week at Thanksgiving, then half a week at Christmas, and now New Years. Don't worry I will be back to normal after this week. Just wanted to let everyone know this year was clearly the best year I have had.
I'd like to thank all of BEH's readers, all of the blogs and websites that linked BEH, and all of BEH's advertisers for helping the page to grow. I've had a great time writing for all of you and I look forward to doing it again all through next year. Until BEH returns, feel free to write me and tell me your opinions or what not. This year BEH will be going though some changes but all for the good of you..the reader, so sit back and enjoy Behind Enemy Headlines.

Sincerly yours,
Rasta
 
Happy..New Year
12.31.03 (3:25 pm)   [edit]
Welp sorry I have been gone folks but I got a little caught up.

Welp in presidential news: last wednesday it was announced that plans where on their way to let illegal aliens stay in America. You better believe opposition will be volcanic. Maybe the White House should do something like let Sadamn free into the wild just to change the subject.

Mad cow is all over lately. Thrusday it was confirmed to be in washington state and has spread all over since. I believe a new Atkin's Diet will be on its way soon.

Well Ah-Nuld is now dealing with a big isshue in California, no not the mudslides, Swarzenegger may be tackleling the feret isshue in Cali. For those of you who don't know ferets have ben banned as pets in Cali for over 70 years. When asked why he said because he worked with a movie in Kindergarden Cop. ...I didn't even have to write a joke for that one.

And happy new year to everyone. This is Rasta signing off saying,

" My career is done and so is the year..how ironic. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!"
 
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12.10.03 (1:22 pm)   [edit]
I want to say thatnks to evryone who donated to the Rasta Foundation:

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And all the people who want to contribute. Take time to visit the sponsers sites. I will be going for a spot on featured but I will tell you what week that is. In the mean time discussion is up about the club member ideas.
 
Jayme Selman(thats me)

What Sam Adams said about Rasta:

"You win the Award for the Best Wit on Tblog ..."

Jayme is an accomplished asshole as well as the writer of behind enemy headlines and producer of "Affirmative Anger"

AND THE CRITICS SAY:

"This is seriously @#$%*& UP, have you considered therapy? " -LILPOETGIRL

"Your stories are a trip! Who knew politics could be so entertaining?" -OoLostEntity

Rasta ... what can i say, you're simply talented beyond words! Keep up the great work ! - progressive

Rasta you have a very creative mind which is cool i hate all cut and paste post's.......your are far from that

I'm never let down by the humor of your blog... thats a compliment lol.

Trama! I was laughing at this! In the sick way that I laugh at SouthPark because it is sooo WRONG but SOOOO funny!! Kara

Perfect. Cant imagine anything better or funnier. I swear I sit hear with my laptop computer just reading along and suddenly laughing out loud, getting strange looks from my family and pets! Much needed stress reliever. I can picture Shrub, Condie and Rummie really saying this stuff. It is so weird, and so are they!!! Next stop.... send it to The Onion! http://www.theonion.com/

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